I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize
