I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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