This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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