I bet he comes in French.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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