I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
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Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
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He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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