I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
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can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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