im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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