that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
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Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
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Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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