why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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