her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
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Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
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I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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