i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
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I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
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Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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