plz talk dirty to me
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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