her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
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This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
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No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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