white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
i out mim tonsoeep
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