I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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