New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
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Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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