I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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