I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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