she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
where are you?
Hypothermia
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
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