Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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