1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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