Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
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I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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