doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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