OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
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i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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