I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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