i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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