You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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