did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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