Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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