can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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