why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
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Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize