Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
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Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize