Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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