For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
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i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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