JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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