whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
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i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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