I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Randomize
