He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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