He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
