the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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I need you to use more vowels.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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