What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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