she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
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Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
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All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
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