I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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