I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
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Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
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I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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