and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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