morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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