Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
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Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
My vagina is officially offended.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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