i think i have herpe
just one?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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