Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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