i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
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SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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