I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
No stitches, just platelets and will power
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
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I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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