Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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