everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
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And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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