Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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