That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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