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strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
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He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
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I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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