all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Randomize
